Sunday, January 13, 2008

Black magic?


For Christmas I received a gift from my brother and sister-in-law. Straight from New Orleans, Reverend Zombie's fish scale is a sure bet to give me the edge in those endurance events. It resembles a giant toenail (ugh) and leaves me with many questions on it's use. I need to look up how to process this. Do I grind it up and sprinkle it on my cornflakes? "Just a pinch 'tween my cheek and gum". It even comes with a little bag (gris-gris) for storage so I can take it with me. Grrrreat. I'll keep you posted on the results.

2 comments:

Beatthetrain said...

Chop it up into little squares and put them on your eyeballs the night before a race. That'll do it!

BTT

Anonymous said...

Wear it inside your bike shorts, it will either burn so much you will pedal faster to get it out or it will work like Viagra.